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  1. Chat
    http://www.anorak.co.uk/360378/strange-but-true/13-funny-lines-that-should-be-typos.html/#comment-935579285 had to look twice at some of them but made me laugh
  2. Saab 9-3 Sedan/Combi/TurboX/AWD(2003+)/Conv(2004+)
    Well was driving home late tonight when i noticed an odd light had appeared on the dashboard ??? mmmmm strange I thought. So as soon as I got home I got the manual out and imagine my surprise when it stated it was for cruise control ?? So I went back out to the car and sure enough, my car has...
  3. Classic Saab 9-5 (1997 - 2009)
    This is on an 2008 Aero Estate with the standard radio. It still working but when in AM I notice that the station selector display/indicator that's above the selector button is not lit. When I press a selector button, any selector button, the radio changes to FM. All buttons seem to work ok in...
  4. Classic Saab 9-5 (1997 - 2009)
    Hi all, My 3.0TiD has started to make a 'fluttering' (best way i an describe it :-)) noise. especially when i change up from 2nd to 3rd. This normally happens when giving the car about half throttle. If i'm very gentle on acceleration it doesn't do it nor if i'm giving full throttle. To me it...
  5. Saab 9000 (1984 - 1998)
    When I turn my headlights on one headlight turns on, but sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it won't and then I turn it off and then on again and then the one side will work again. What is causing this?
  6. Saab 9-3 Sedan/Combi/TurboX/AWD(2003+)/Conv(2004+)
    Hi Forum, Please help and any pointers greatly received. Problems as follows: - * Strange metal rattle right behind dash or windscreen vent, '04 sports convertible so getting on a bit but it is now driving me bonkers, seems worse when cold, low revs, bumpy or car just started. Any ideas...
  7. Saab 9-3 Sedan/Combi/TurboX/AWD(2003+)/Conv(2004+)
    Hi all, Please can you help. I have a 54 plate Saab 93 vector 2.0t and it has recently started some strange noises. On cold start up it makes a loud and irregular "pinking" noise. It doesnt sound like its doing any good at all then it'll stop after a couple of minutes and be fine. A Vauxhall...
  8. Help, Advice, Saabs and Motoring
    This must by the funniest listing for a car sale I have seen in ages. http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1495076.htm
  9. Saab 9-3 Sedan/Combi/TurboX/AWD(2003+)/Conv(2004+)
    Hi folks newbie here. Not a techy bloke by any stretch of the imagination so please go easy on me. I have owned my 150bhp Tid 54/05 plate car now for a couple of months. I have noticed that while idling the revs seem to increase and decrease of their own accord almost like I am gently pressing...
  10. Saab 9-3 Sedan/Combi/TurboX/AWD(2003+)/Conv(2004+)
    I just bought a 9-3 vector (55 reg), Got it home and then realised the boot carpet was missing, but it was there when I test drove it. They done a final inspection prior to buying, then I could take home. Phoned the garage and told them and they agreed to pay for a new one. Phoned Saab and...
  11. Classic Saab 9-5 (1997 - 2009)
    Hi, Im new here so bare with me lol Ive got a 54 plate 95 2.2 TiD. This morning on my way to work i notice a whisle/whine from arond the bulkhead area, as i was listening to it trying to identify if the management light cane on then the car went into limp mode. As i arrived at work i switched...
  12. Saab News
    There is nothing Saab related here, just a funny little story that some will appreciate. I run this blog on a piece of software called Wordpress. When I log in to Wordpress, it takes me to an initial screen called the “Dashboard”, which summarises certain blog statistics like the number of...
  13. Saab 9-3 Sedan/Combi/TurboX/AWD(2003+)/Conv(2004+)
    Hi Guys Sorry about this being a first post asking for tech help. Am on lots of Skyline forums so i know how its not really very fair to do this so please accept my apologies. A friend of mine has a 01 93 2.2 TiD which makes a very odd noise. Car went into limp home mode a week or so ago and...
  14. Classic Saab 9-3/GM900 (1994 - 2002)/Conv ( -2003)
    wonder if anyone can help me with this mysterious noise, sounds almost like static you get from a radio thats not tuned in. i hear it when i switch off the engine and even when the key is removed. seems to be coming from area behind glove box, although as always with these things it seems almost...
  15. Classic Saab 9-3/GM900 (1994 - 2002)/Conv ( -2003)
    Hello all, I have one more thing to sort out on my recently bought Saab, There is a funny buzzing electrical noise coming from the front of the car, I would describe it as being very near to the NSF head light or even underneath it. I have checked everything that I can see but cannot seem...
  16. Saab News
    I posted pictures of this rather strange looking Saab last night and it certainly drew plenty of interest. I didn’t know exactly what the car was used for, only that it was some sort of rollover training. CAM provided a little more info in comments….. <blockquote>I’ve seen one of these...
  17. Help, Advice, Saabs and Motoring
    Got a funny car video in an e-mail. I think you'd enjoy it but I don't know what to do with it. I'm not very good with this modern technology :o :rolleyes:
  18. Help, Advice, Saabs and Motoring
    I HAVE SAAB 900 CLASSIC AND THERE IS KNOCKING NOISE FROM THE FRONT OF THE GEARBOX ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEA WHAT IT COULD BE
  19. Classic Saab 9-5 (1997 - 2009)
    Hi (95 aero Maptun stage 3) Driving home tonight when I put my foot to the boards in 4th and 5th around the 3,000 rpm mark for a few seconds, its like im slipping the clutch i.e. it revs up quickly to say 4,000 and then drops off back to 3,000 and then revs up as normal. Im not touching the...
  20. Saab 9000 (1984 - 1998)
    My 1996 Griffin does not seem to give air from the central vent at the front. It has ACC. When you corner quickly to the left you get a strangle slurping sound, almost like a splash. When you turn right, you get no sound at all. I've removed the bulkhead cover and can see the fan unit...
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