0 - Saab Newbie
25 - Saab Junior
50 - Saab Fan
75 - Regular Saab Guy
100 - Saabisti
250 - Saab Nut
500 - Saab Anorak
1000 - Saab Afficionado
2000 - Motor Mouth
3000 - Mega Motor Mouth
4000 - Turbo Talker
5000 - Gas Flowed Head
7500 - Wastegate
10000 - Full throttle